I am jealous of all of your beautiful blogs
comparitively speaking mine looks like microwaved frogs
I have never seen microwaved frogs before
and heaven knows I do not want to
so maybe one day I’ll take some time and learn how
In 2010 when I was holier than thou
in less than a few months I learned the whole bible
in the hope that my in-laws would love me and let me tribal
Turned out it only made them hate me more
and at the time I couldn’t understand what the heck for
Here I did the thing they wanted me to do
apparently I got it wrong as their animosity grew
It completely exploded on the day I went to
a party they had at their house after service
The attendees were numerous and it made me feel nervous
A preacher from Missouri was the featured guest
who singled me out from all of the rest
He looked at my son who was two at the time
and had the most beautiful hair which was completely divine
His hair was shoulder length, and the ends thick with curls
To me, his mommy, that hair was like pearls
but the preacher said to me in front of all
my son’s hair should be cut and I was appalled
He then went on to say his hair was a sin
and then he quoted a verse from First Corinthinthians
The verse he used was so out of context that I became mad
and the across the tracks trash made that preacher wish he had
thought more before delivering me that verse because
what he soon found out was that I was much worse
than the trash he thought I was at first….
meaning….I was smart trash and though I didn’t curse
I then finished quoting the rest of his verse
and I asked him as I looked at his spouse
does Ms. Elizabeth keep her head covered while listening to you espouse
your sermons on Sundays?
The house became so quiet that if it jumped, you could hear a louse.
I love you all. Don’t be judgmental dicks.
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