Neuroblast

For the last ten years I’ve had a drink every day

The drink was 6 parts vodka and .005 Rockstar

and the six parts vodka came out to 1.75 liters some kinda way

Every now and then I wouldn’t make it to the end but I wouldn’t be too far

I almost never got to ever feel the slightest bit drunk

I almost never got to ever feel the slightest bit crunk

And if you couldn’t smell it through my pores you’d think I was a monk

The whole deal stunk

and it made me stink

and it me me think that I would never be released from that broken down rink

I’ve never had an addiction I’ve been able to kick myself

and rehab never worked for me; I kept AA on the shelf

When I got released from coke, being locked up gave me clemency

I was abruptly saved by God in 08 which put an end to my dependency

on Lortab 10’s and the large family of benzodiazepines

Friends, listen up, I have some awesome news

I MANIFESTED LIKE A FUCKING GOD WHEN I KICKED THE BOOZE

NO LONGER DO I DRINK

NO LONGER DO I STINK

and now when I think there is no more fog in my brain

I am now so sober that you’d think I’d gone insane

Here is the best part that I saved until last

SOURCE OPENED WITH THAT MANIFESTATION

From here it’s only up, and I intend the money come fast.